Energy Drinks : And The Subtlety of Shock
Nestled in the peaceful confines of terrains of bliss, calm and relaxation, Germans are rudely being awakened, shaken and shocked by a most hideous creature, origins unknown.
Take the family of four who had packed their suitcases, coolers topped with beer and two, growing kids, each a boy, about fourteen and fifteen years of age, who decided to escape from the city life for a 3 day road trip. All scenarios played out with the usual expectations as they had numerous times previously when they took the same journey, seeking fresh air, rolling landscapes and anywhere a cell phone couldn't reach them.
Everything looked just as it should be. Their car pressed into the corners of a daunting hill, burning the tires once in a while. The kids were deeply asleep with visions of who knows what, but since one of the boys developed some drool dripping from the shadow of his lips, one might guess their thoughts were of joy and pleasure not yet experienced.
Susan, the wife, too was in a deep slumber, perhaps caused by the jarring white noise of the car engine surging itself up yet another grueling hill.
We should all be counting our lucky stars there was an evidently, hidden camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what no one in their right mind could have predicted. Perhaps, a fluke being the same day Kfee energy drink was being introduced to the country. But, what was clearly meant to be a commercial representing a peaceful setting was unfortunately thrust into the epitome of a scary German energy drink commercial , maybe one hundred and eighty degrees in the opposite direction of all plans, rehearsals, and run-throughs.
Not a single soul could have planned it, and unless there were eyewitness reports, the good people of Germany may not be pacing frantically, losing sleep and up at all hours completely perplexed and stunned by what was recorded. Despite having video evidence, to date, German authorities have kept mum about what has transpired that day. Perhaps to cover it up, or act like it never was captured on film, but one thing is for sure, Germany will not ever be the same again. The invasion is starting.
Known as a man to permanently buzz with curiosity and intrigue, Dave is a guy who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every time an energy drink is pressed to his lips. Of course, you're welcome to come along, while the adventures continue.
Published December 9th, 2007
